Lord Peter Swank
Lord Peter Swank is never without his two, ‘tall and tanned and young and lovely’ hostesses,
MRS CARNABY and FIFI La FONTAINE. Slip into their BIOS below.
NAME
Lord Peter Julian Maximus Fortesque SWANK.
NATIONALITY
British.
MARITAL STATUS
Confirmed Bachelor.
NUMBER of DEPENDENS
Only ‘Alfred’, my pet python.
OCCUPATION
International Playboy, Nightclub Owner, and Part-Time Spy for Her Majesty’s Government.
COUNTRY of RESIDENCE
Family seat in Sussex, Bachelor Pad in Chelsea, Penthouse in Rio (with view of Ipanema Beach), ‘bijou’ in Paris, and – of course – The Mai Tai, my yacht on the Cote d’Azur.
FAVE FILM
Casino Royale.
FAVE MUSIC
Martin Dennis, Herb Alpert, Les Baxter, Esquivel and his Orchestra, Arthur Lyman, Burt Bacharach and general Tiki.
FAVE COCKTAIL
Make mine a Highball.
FAVE QUOTE
“Make mine a HighBall.”
MRS CARNABY
NAME
Mrs Carnaby
AGE
Relative.
MARITAL STATUS
Widow.
ADDRESS
69, Carnaby Street, Swinging London.
OCCUPATION
Last of the Famous International Playgirls and KIU Jet-Set Tiki Bar and Celebrity Message Centre Hostess.
HOBBIES and INTERESTS
Go-go dancing, ‘Apres Ski’, Handsome Boys in Tight Trousers, Shag-pile carpeting, Glass-topped tables, Swivel Chair, Easy Listening, False eye-lashes, Blow-up Furniture, Sergio Mendes, Grand Prix.
FAVE FILMS
Goldfinger and Towering Inferno.
FAVE COCKTAIL
Sidecar.
FAVE DESIGNER
Paco Rabanne.
FAVE MUSIC
Sergio Mendes.
FAVE QUOTE
“And the beat goes on, and the beat goes boom.”
FIFI La FONTAINE
NAME:
Fifi La Fontaine
OCCUPATION
heiress, daughter of Rico and Midge La Fontaine of the Montevista La Fontaine’s
MARITAL STATUS
single but looking
RESIDENCS
It depends on the season. I summer in the Hamptons at Mommy’s estate, winter on Papa’s island in the Mediterranean, spend the autumn in London at my flat in Notting Hill, and in the spring I stay at the Four Seasons Paris.
HOBBIES and INTERESTS
shopping, dieting, spa treatments, acupuncture, charity work (it’s so great to be able to help those less fortunate than I. My fav charity is the Adam Ant Fund for Mental Health Awareness, because people who dress like pirates need our love too!
FAVE QUOTE
You can never be too rich or too thin.
