Ben Morton
Vital Statistics
Quite Tall.
Top ten things of all time
Golden Virginia, Champagne, Andre Gide, Cats, Scarves, Air guitar, Groundhogs, France, Queen (the band, not the bird), Sleep, Beethoven, Cricket.
Fave Historical Figure
Rasputin.
Meal Ordered Most Frequently from Chinese Takeaway
Beef and Green Peppers in Black Bean Sauce.
Preferred Legwear
Cords, preferably flared but bootcut is okay.
Worst Ever Haircut
Looked like Norwegian Exchange Student.
Has
Just finished first novel.
Most rubbish ten things of all time
Golden Virginia (lack thereof), Pigeons, Thomas Hardy, Mushrooms, Turkey (again, the country not the bird, although roast turkeys are also quite rubbish), Jim Carey, Work, Rave Music, Religious Dogma, No Smoking Signs.
Age
26
Best Ever Haircut
Looked like South American Drug Baron (i.e. well tuff).
Worries Most About
World Peace, hair.
Fave Quote
‘Industry is the root of all ugliness. Action…. simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatsoever to do. It is the last recourse of those who know not how to dream.’ (Oscar Wilde).
Takes Coffee
Black, no sugar.
Status
Graduate Loser.
Has Not
Been brave enough to send novel off anywhere.
Can
Play the piano
Cannot
Fly aeroplanes; spell ‘psychology’; believe he ever had such ridiculous Norwegian hair.
Worries Least About
Barry Manilow, learning Sanskrit.
Personal Motto
Daftness + Tolerance = Happiness.
