SUNNY'S SIDE UP!
Sunny Day, KIU’s very own Cyber Love Connector, answers your questions, queries and heartaches,
as well as giving sound advice about how to find that ‘special someone’ on the Internet.
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Dear Sunny,
I'm a normal, kinda average guy of 47 who has just got connected to the Internet. My wife left my last year, and a friend suggested that I get hooked up to the Web. He told me it was a great way to meet easy women to have sex with. So far, it hasn't been easy at ALL. I've tried to do that 'cyber sex', but my typing is so slow that these chicks just log off and block me. Whenever they ask for a pic, I send one of me holding it and giving the camera a special look. When I try to email these chicks again to find out what they thought of me and my ol' one-eyed-monster, they've BLOCKED me?
Sunny, where am I going wrong?
Horny, Nebraska
Hello Horny...
Well I wont go down the road as to why your wife left you, but I can assume that the old ‘one-eyed-monster’ had some play in the matter....
First of all I suggest you ignore your friend’s advice; cyber sex isn't sex, and you should be out meeting real people. If that isn’t possible, there are sites on the web that you can pay to visit where the sex is very explicit. There are girls who get paid for this, and rather than bother nice woman on the net with your ‘one-eyed-monster’, I suggest you get your other eyes tested to find the ‘pay-as-you go’ sites.
If YOU have a Cyber Love Connector question, email Sunny! She will always answer.
‘That’s What I’m Here For!’
sunnyday@kittensinunderpants.com
And remember, whether your Internet Romance is rosy or wretched,
KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!