Dis is an uptoon top-rankin' question. Me n' the Kingston Masses doon't approve of da pedigree cats. We tinks dat dare is millions of totally UPTOON TOP-RANKIN' cats at places like the R.S.P.C.A, The Cat's Protection League and the Humane Society. These cats is da hoomless ones, wot be abandoned and in need of good hooms, love, care - and a bit a' passive smokin' of your hoom-groon.

Don't be racialist when choosin' your cat. Don't be tinkin'; 'Aye, dat cat be uptoon top rankin', but he be black?' Or 'Dat cat be jah, but he be a brown tabby.' ALL CATS IS UPTOON TOP RANKIN, no matter the colour of their fur or their religion (although Rasta cats be a bit more fly.)

Me Poison Floowah was a kitton when me found her. She was livin' in a bin outside me Uncle John's T-shirt Emporium in Montego Bay. I found her and brings her back to Kingston. Dat be fourteen years agoo, and me Poison Floowah is a healthy and happy cat. For real. (Jah.)

Poison Floowah    when she be a kitton